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Console Wars – PS4 | Flashgitz | MASHED


You stand trial… for the grievous sin of putting the disc for “The Last Of Us” away in the wrong box! Your flippant disregard of tradition means that when anyone else wants to play “The Last Of Us” They have to go through all the other boxes until discovering that you never even put it in a box at all… but left it face down on the coffee table AND NOW IT IS SCRATCHED!!! It was a lapse in judgement! I have dishonoured myself! Sony! The ship is headed straight for an iceberg we have to change course! Playstation hasn’t changed course for four generations POWER THROUGH THE OBSTACLE!! Speak up damn you!!! How do we catch Sony? Grrrrrrr he Knacked all over me! We probably wouldn’t understand his eastern gibberish anyway Mr Dukes! Wonton his ass! Gladly Captain! *splash* Captain! The PS4 sales are too high!! She’s getting away bro!! Damnit! We need to raise our own sales higher…. Captain… The connect- DAMMIT MR DUKES DON’T SAY IT!! It be weighing us down sir! If we cut it we’ll sale faster! .. drop the connect… DROP THE CONNECT!! Microsoft…. Do we engage the round eyes? NO! We stay the course! Our fanboys power us ever onward! Their lust for our games guide their chubby little feet Ju-ju-just a few more steps… I-I can almost taste him! I have to save this company from itself! OH NOOOOO!! *fanboys crying* What is going on? Why are we slowing down? ENGAGE THE RUDDY BASTARDS!! Standby for Titanfall… They’re stealing our fanboys! DESTROY THE ROUND-EYES!!! Earrghhh DUUUUDDEEE! MOBILE GAMING!! RUN AWAY MAAN! RUUUNNN!!! Damn! There goes all my sea shells! Du-don’t step on them! ALL IS LOST! ABANDON SHIP!! …and that’s how the consoles died… WHAT! But mobile gaming is %[email protected]# lame! I know, I know… muffintops.. Had the consoles united, perhaps things would have been different… But ultimately… Well erm… what happened on the other ship? Well… click on my penis to find out… Go ahead… give it a nice hard click… Thats right, I tell ya it’s full of content!

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