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uriel septim meets a Skyrim fanboy


Todd Howard: This is all rendering in real time true HD. Real world physics, true dynamic soft shadows… Todd Howard: Otherwise known as lies. Captain Renault: What’s this prisoner doing here? This cell is suppose to be off limits. Beta Glenroy: Usual mix with the watch. I … Captain Renault: Never mind. Get that gate open. Capyain Renault: Stand back prisoner. We won’t hesitate to kill you if you get in our way. Beta Glenroy: You! Prisoner! Stand aside. Over by the window. Stay out of the way, and you won’t get hurt. Beta Glenroy: Prisoner! Stand away from door! Over by the window, now! Beta Glenroy: Stay put, prisoner. Captain Renault: Good. Let’s go. We’re not out of this yet. Uriel Septim: You … I’ve seen you … Uriel Septim: Let me see you face. Uriel Septim: You are the one from my dreams. Uriel Septim: Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Uriel Septim: Gods give me strength. Uriel Septim: Mara’s mercy on you. Uriel Septim: This can only lead to your death. My guardians are sworn to protect me. [Death Music] Todd Howard: All of this just works!

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44 thoughts on “uriel septim meets a Skyrim fanboy

  1. Skyrim = overrated its a good game and even if it was my first elder scrolls I started to like oblivion more after I got it. Skyrim is good but it doesnt need all these new versions.

  2. Skyrim may not be the best Elder scrolls game, but it's still better than Oblivion. Morrowind, now that's an Elder scrolls game!

  3. If Captain Picard had have been that handy with a blade in the real game he'd have stopped the Oblivion crises before it began!

  4. All of these people complaining about re-releases don't realize that Bethesda knows where the money is at…

    it's in the mind of you idiots who keep buying them

  5. But how do you know that was the real Uriel and not any npc in disguise, i mean everyone looks, moves and acts the same in that game

  6. (E3 2027) Todd Howard: "This year, we've decided to give you guys what you've all been asking for! Elder Scrolls 6: RETURN TO SKYRIM! Using our new 'Dovah engine'(TM), we can deliver the desolate blandness of Skyrim's landscape like never before.

    Now you can dual-wield swords while shooting lightning out of your ass, AND become the true ruler of Tamriel by purchasing our on-disc DLC, called 'NIRN BELONGS TO THE NORDS!' Skyrim JUST WORKS, you guys. It's made us so much money, we felt that the fans really deserved to play it again. And if you pre-order right now, you'll get a free copy of CLASSIC Skyrim, complete with all the bugs and glitches of the original release!

    WE'RE BETHESDA, YOU'RE FUCKIN' GULLIBLE, AND IT JUST WORKS!

  7. Next, do "Vivec meets an Oblivion Fanboy". Then do "The Underking meets a Morrowind Fanboy". And wrap it up with "Jagar Tharn meets a Daggerfall fanboy".

  8. E3 2027) Todd Howard: "This year, we've decided to give you guys what you've all been asking for! Elder Scrolls 6: RETURN TO SKYRIM! Using our new 'Dovah engine'(TM), we can deliver the desolate blandness of Skyrim's landscape like never before.

    Now you can dual-wield swords while shooting lightning bolts out of your rapidly slapping ass cheeks, AND become the true ruler of Tamriel by purchasing our on-disc DLC, called 'NIRN BELONGS TO THE NORDS!' Skyrim JUST WORKS, you guys. It's made us so much money, we felt that the fans really deserved to play it again. And if you pre-order right now, you'll get a free copy of CLASSIC Skyrim, complete with all the bugs and glitches of the original release!

    WE'RE BETHESDA, YOU'RE FUCKIN' GULLIBLE, AND IT JUST WORKS!

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